Remember: Dogs and Cats are better than kids because they:

 1. Eat less
 2. Don't ask for money all the time
 3. Are easier to train
 4. Normally come when called
 5. Never ask to drive the car
 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
 7. Don't smoke or drink
 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
 9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Love you when nobody else does
11. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and ....
12. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

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